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Trump Invites WNBA Fans Who Yelled Slurs At Angel Reese To White House

The Onion

Elon Musk Announces Plans To Step Back From Fatherhood

The Onion

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Ms. Rachel

The Onion

Trip To Asia Gives Man New Understanding Of How Soup Can Be Breakfast

The Onion

Patrick Wood and Helen Shaw

The Onion

No-Nonsense Nurse Completes Entire Medical Chart After Pinching Arm Flab Once

The Onion

Flight Flies Without Pilot For 10 Minutes After Copilot Faints

The Onion

Nadia Zafirovski

The Onion

Faithful Dog Refuses To Move From Spot Where He Killed Beloved Owner

The Onion

Teacher Asks What First Graders Want To Be Once Child Labor Laws Repealed

The Onion

Sure, If You’re An Unoriginal Hack

The Onion

DHS Considers Reality Show Where Immigrants Compete For Citizenship

The Onion

U.S. Military Bans Men With Girl Names From Participating In Combat

The Onion

June 2025 Best Sellers

The Onion

Relationship Experts Recommend Saying ‘I Love You’ Even If You Don’t Mean It

The Onion

Trump Accuses Kamala Harris Of Paying For Stepchildren’s Endorsement

The Onion

Anna Rialto and Sean Walter

The Onion

King Charles Switches To More Comfortable Silicone Crown

The Onion

Republican Infighting Erupts Over Whether Trump Bill Beautiful Or Handsome

The Onion

Understaffed National Weather Service Still Weeks Away From Issuing Kentucky Tornado Warning

The Onion