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ABC Pays $15 Million To Settle Trump Defamation Suit

The Onion

Doctor Warns Of Damaging Effects Child Obesity Having On Mall Santas

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God Locks Heavenly Gates After Spotting Mormon Missionaries Milling Around Outside

The Onion

FEMA Administrator Resigns After Accidentally Playing Porn On Emergency Alert System

The Onion

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

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Bloated Man Recalls Halcyon Days Of 7 Oreos Ago

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What To Know About ‘Mufasa: The Lion King’

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Justin Bieber Forgets Wife’s Name

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Meta Donates $1 Million To Trump Inauguration

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Biden Commutes 1,500 Prison Sentences

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A Message Of Hope From Global Tetrahedron

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Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour By The Numbers

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Saudi Arabia To Host 2034 World Cup

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JD Vance Forced To Dress As Elf At Mar-A-Lago Christmas Party

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Trump Named ‘Time’ Person Of The Year For Second Time

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Take Me To Your Girlboss

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Large, Playful Sheepdog Knocks Over Houston Skyline

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KitchenAid Unveils New Culinary Mech Suit

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‘The Harvest!’ Shrieks Forgetful Amish Guy

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Pete Hegseth Clarifies Women Allowed In Combat Roles But It’s A Huge Turnoff

The Onion