Reading List

The most recent articles from a list of feeds I subscribe to.

Bookseller Scrambles To Hide All The Classics After Seeing Emerald Fennell Approaching Door

The Onion

Tips For Observing Lent

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Baby Fails To Change New Father In Any Way

The Onion

Finnish Ski Jumping Team Caught Tampering With Earth’s Gravitational Field

The Onion

FBI Announces They Have Located Savannah Guthrie

The Onion

What To Know About TrumpRx

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Pitchers And Catchers Report To Spring Training Dance

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Kid Rock Sells Entire Music Catalog For Extra-Large Bucket Of Cheese Balls

The Onion

‘I Don’t Know How And It’s Not My Event’: Simone Biles On Her Decision Not To Snowboard At The Winter Olympics

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‘Yo! Taylor! Have You Seen This Shit?’ Yells Travis Kelce, Watching Lena Dunham Sex Scenes For First Time

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Skin of Omission

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Wendy Tomalin and Lee Epsley

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U.S. Gains Almost No Jobs In 2025

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Turning Point USA Announces Alternative Puerto Rico

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Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well

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OpenAI Introduces Premium Video Generator For White House Advisors Manipulating Trump

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Study: Bonobos Capable Of Human-Like Pretend Play

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Woman Worried She Not Living 90-Second Ad Break To The Fullest

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The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Nicki Minaj

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Robert Donahue

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