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Poll Finds What Makes Someone ‘Cool’ Similar Across Cultures

The Onion

Trump Orders His Face Added To The Pep Boys Logo

The Onion

Tile Store Offended By Sponsored Little League Team Celebrating Win At Pizza Place Instead

The Onion

Michael Jordan’s Former Chicagoland Mansion Listed On Airbnb

The Onion

Completely Charmless Flower Girl Walks Directly Down Aisle

The Onion

Insecure Woman Doesn’t Like Eating In Front Of Surveillance State

The Onion

Study Finds Tiny Nose Robots Can Be Used To Clean Sinuses

The Onion

ICE Has Gall To Leave Raided Restaurant Negative Review

The Onion

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Lorde 

The Onion

Royal Train To Be Decommissioned

The Onion

What’s In Trump’s Big Beautiful Bill

The Onion

Killer Tune

The Onion

Study Finds Curative Power Of Prayer Limited To Genital Warts

The Onion

The Onion’s Summer Box Office Preview

The Onion

Stephen Miller Informed Wife Will Be Working Late On Baby For Elon Again

The Onion

Jared Leto Teases ‘Tron: Ares’ Villain Will Be Teen Girl Who Lies For Attention

The Onion

Satellite Images Reveal Drunk Father Stockpiling Fireworks

The Onion

Tinder To Require Face Verification For New Users

The Onion

Report: Average American’s Retirement Plan Involves Richard Gere Falling For Them After Paying For Sex

The Onion

Dad Carrying 2-Person Inner Tube Up Waterslide Steps Like Christ Bearing Cross

The Onion