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Study: Risk Of Catastrophic Megafloods In California Have Doubled

The Onion

Dick Cheney Launches Last-Minute Invasion Of Wyoming To Bolster Daughter’s Reelection

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Men Reveal Why They’ve Decided To Get Vasectomies

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Unambitious Psychopath Still Only Killing Small Animals

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History Fact: Did You Know?

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Report: Nothing Beats Seeing Yankees Lose At Home

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Department Of Transportation Allocates $2 Billion To Finally Make Nation Look All Futuristic And Shit

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Lifeguard Kicks Feet Up On Ottoman Tower

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Report: Your Tax Dollars Went To Raytheon Trying To Invent An Exploding Knife

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Customer Listens Silently As Barber Describes All Of The Actresses He’d Have Sex With

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Florida Police Order Beachgoers To Stop Interrupting Manatees Having Sex

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Americans Explain Why They Support The Death Penalty

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Study Finds You Should Talk More, People Want To Hear What You Think

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Louisiana Local Snaps Cajun Fry In Half To Suck Out Potato

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FBI Search Warrant Shows Trump Suspected Of Violating Espionage Act

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City’s Primary Investment In Community Comes Through Police Department’s Wrongful Death Settlements

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Man Realizes Parents Only Pushed Him Hard To Make Him Insecure For Rest Of Life

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Sand Trap

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Climate Bill Allocates $3 Billion To Paint Snowy Peaks Onto Mountains

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Conservatives Question Why FBI Raided Mar-A-Lago While Dick Dastardly Remains Free

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