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This Week’s Most Viral News: March 29, 2024
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Every Problem Conservatives Have Blamed On DEI
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Paris Reestablishes Waiter’s Race
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Nation’s Ex-Boyfriends Drunk As Hell
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New Childcare Bill Would Allocate Single Microwave For Kids To Cook Their Own Dinner
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Everything We Know About The Market Debut Of Trump’s Truth Social
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South Carolina Government Finds $1.8 Billion In Unaccounted Funds
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Leonardo DiCaprio Sparks Engagement Rumors As Girlfriend Flaunts New NDA
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Authorities Arrest Depraved Anglophile After Uncovering Hard Drive With 1.5 TB Of Hardcore Rory Kinnear, David Mitchell Photos
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Mark Zuckerberg’s Spouse Suspicious After He Begins Referring To Her As ‘Human Wife’
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U.S. Aid To Israel By The Numbers
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Nickelodeon Announces Dan Schneider Has Been Chemically Castrated With Slime
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Taco Bell Introduces New Burrito That Will Do Its Best To Satisfy Hunger, But There Are No Guarantees In This Crazy World
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Abandoning Wife And Kids To Visit McDonald’s In Every Foreign Country Not As Satisfying As Man Expected
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What Reddit Users Can Expect Now That The Company Is Public
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NFL Approves Major Changes To Kickoff Rules
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Secretary Of Education Fired After Throwing Chair At Nation
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Baltimore’s Key Bridge Collapses
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Hobby Lobby Announces It Muslim Now
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But Dog Likes Fighting For Money
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