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New Law Requires Texans To Show ID To Buy Phallic Foods

The Onion

What To Know About The Hallow Prayer App

The Onion

Trump Announces 25% Tariff On Talking Cars

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Big Bird Seen Working At Local Starbucks After PBS Funding Cuts

The Onion

Pale Teenage Psychic Collapses With Nosebleed After Trying To Jerk Self Off With Power Of Mind

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Snake Getting Twirled Around Like Lasso Never Gonna Live This Down

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Cardinals Begin Placing Stickers On Vatican Relics They Want When Pope Francis Dies

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Furious Trump Cancels ‘Atlantic’ Subscription After 48 Years

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Food Stamps: Myth Vs. Fact

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Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone

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Study Finds Breastfed Children Far Better At Suckling Later In Life

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Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop

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Alexa Beaten

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Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know

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Report: Anti-Science Attitude Strongest Among Those Who Believe Turtle Has Little Apartment Inside Shell

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Funeral Priest Not Sure How Obliquely To Talk About Hot Air Balloon Accident

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23andMe Files For Bankruptcy

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Laid-Off 23andMe Employee Packs Up Box Full Of Bodily Fluids

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Trump Officials Accidentally Text Journalist War Plans

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Death Of Chopped-Up Woman Ruled A Suicide

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