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Trump Claims Democrats’ Video To Military ‘Seditious Behavior, Punishable By Death’

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AI-Enabled Teddy Bear Pulled From Shelves For Giving Advice On BDSM, Where To Find Knives

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White House Reclassifies Nursing As Hobby

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RFK Jr. Denies Ever Laying Eggs In Olivia Nuzzi

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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life

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Interactive COP30 Exhibit Allows Attendees To Be Shot Up Into Air On Big Spurt Of Oil

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Coast Guard Backtracks On Plan To Reclassify Swastikas As Mascot

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Horse Carefully Assesses Potential Mate For Also Being Horse

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Ken Burns’ ‘The American Revolution’ Ends With Number To Call If You Considering Founding Nation

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Australian Prisoner Sues For Right To Eat Vegemite

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Shedeur Sanders Confident He Can Deliver Everything Browns Fans Have Come To Expect

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Political Profile: Marjorie Taylor Greene

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Religiosity In U.S. Drops To Lowest On Record

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Alligator Alcatraz By The Numbers

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Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer

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JD Vance Cries In Bathroom After Trump Uses ‘Piggy’ Nickname On Someone Else

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Gifted Khashoggi Head Mounted In Oval Office

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OpenAI Reveals ChatGPT Primarily Used To Ask If Hot Dog Too Old To Eat

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