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Boston Celtics Up For Sale

The Onion

Traditional 10,000-Calorie Sumo-Style Dinner Leaves American Tourist Writhing In Hunger

The Onion

Report: It Not Fair Other People Get To Enjoy Their Lives

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New Trump Ad Shows Montage Of People He’ll Kill If Elected

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Caitlin Clark Brushes Off 23 Stab Wounds From Own Teammates

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Biden Spends Press Conference Gnawing On Extension Cord

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Pope Francis Approves First Millennial Saint

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Poll: Democrats Trail Trump Whether They Replace Biden With Biden, Biden, Or Biden

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Supreme Court Rules Trump Has Immunity For Any Crime Committed Between 9 And 5

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Report: Requests To Prove One Is Not A Robot Up 400,000% Over Past 500 Years

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Employee Lost Like Sailor In Maelstrom After HR Fails To Send Out Quarterly Company Update

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Taylor Swift Under Fire For Leaving Idling Plane Double-Parked Outside Store

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Stressed-Out God Didn’t Realize He Was Supposed To Reincarnate All Those Dead People

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Biden Team Proud Hours Of Grueling Prep Successfully Got President Through Meeting With Family

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Jill Biden: ‘I Hit That On The Daily’

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All The President’s Women

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Democratic Ad Claims Doddering, Out-Of-It Biden Will Let Nation Get Away With Whatever Crazy Shit It Wants

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Vermont Settles In Lawsuit With Man Arrested For Giving An Officer The Middle Finger

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Bannon’s Corrosive Skin Secretions Immediately Burn Through Handcuffs Placed On Wrists

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Biggest Misconceptions Gen Z Has About Sunscreen

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