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The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With The ‘Hawk Tuah’ Girl

The Onion

Amazon Announces Orthodox Prime Day Will Be July 29 Through 30

The Onion

Beachgoer In Japan Rescued After Being Swept 50 Miles Out To Sea

The Onion

IRS Collects $1 Billion In Back Taxes From Wealthy Americans

The Onion

Biden Holds Critical Press Conference

The Onion

Pete Buttigieg Trapped Beneath Derailed Model Train

The Onion

Some Grocery Stores Begin Selling Bullets In Vending Machines

The Onion

Eli Lilly Unveils Insulin That Doesn’t Work On Poor People

The Onion

Jeffrey Epstein Spotted Dancing To ‘Anti-Hero’ In Eras Tour VIP Tent

The Onion

Woman Frantically Cleaning Up Entire City Before Parents Visit

The Onion

Pros And Cons Of Impeaching The Supreme Court

The Onion

$1 Billion Donation To Johns Hopkins University To Allow Most Medical Students Free Tuition

The Onion

Acts Of Profound And Unspeakable Evil Get A Bad Rap: Do They Really Deserve It?

The Onion

Things Biden Can Do To Reinvigorate His Campaign

The Onion

Senior Moment

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Hims Opens Brick-And-Mortar Brothel To Boost Men’s Confidence

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God Forced To Shave Head After Contracting Plague Of Lice

The Onion

NATO Signs Contract To Produce $700 Million Worth Of Stinger Missiles

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Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test

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Report: Perhaps Old Mrs. Howard Saw Something

The Onion