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Newly Sober God Admits He Has No Recollection Of Creating Universe

The Onion

Crush Not Texting You Because His Feelings So Strong That They Scare Him, Finds Imaginary Study

The Onion

Newly Sober God Admits He Has No Recollection Of Creating Universe

The Onion

Crush Not Texting You Because His Feelings So Strong That They Scare Him, Finds Imaginary Study

The Onion

Tim Walz: ‘I Have Killed, And I Will Kill Again’

The Onion

R. Kelly Petitions Supreme Court To Watch Him Pee

The Onion

Third Person Dies In Boar’s Head Deli Meat Listeria Outbreak

The Onion

Sofa So Good

The Onion

Tim Walz: A Career Timeline

The Onion

Study: Gen Z Having Less Sex Due To Allure Of Leftovers At Home

The Onion

Dr. Scholl’s Recalls All Products After Announcing Only Way To Fix Flat Feet Is With Eugenics

The Onion

Taylor Swift’s Vienna Concerts Canceled In Response To Terrorist Plot

The Onion

EPA Bans Weedkiller That Threatens Developing Fetuses

The Onion

Man Wearing Steampunk Goggles At City Council Meeting Demands Designated Segway Lanes

The Onion

The Pros And Cons Of Letting Kids Use Social Media

The Onion

Iowa State Fair Visitor Gored By 500-Pound Yam

The Onion

Harris Selects Tim Walz For Vice President

The Onion

Screaming Trump Takes Out Frustrations On Person He Assumes Is J.D. Vance

The Onion

HelloFresh Meal Kit Includes Packet Of Restaurant-Style Rat Droppings

The Onion

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Blake Lively And Ryan Reynolds

The Onion