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Any Deport In A Storm

The Onion

Trump Casts Cabinet In ‘Les Misérables’ Amid Kennedy Center Boycott

The Onion

Cannes Bans Nudity On Red Carpet

The Onion

How The U.S. Is Resettling White South African Refugees

The Onion

Trump Grants Refugee Status To Former SS Guards

The Onion

U.S. Military Bans Men With Girl Names From Combat

The Onion

Mom, Dad Bickering Over Whether They’ve Seen ‘The Bear’

The Onion

UFC Clown Jumps Into Octagon To Distract Irate Fighter

The Onion

Strategies For Decluttering

The Onion

Jamal Abbott and Vicente Stephens

The Onion

Judges Claim Pizza Deliveries Sent To Their Homes Meant To Intimidate

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Bill Belichick Fairly Sure He Clapping for Correct Beauty Pageant Contestant

The Onion

Disgusting Restaurant Celebrates 30 Years As Small Town’s Only Option

The Onion

Turn-Key Stunner

The Onion

Silence of the Telegrams

The Onion

Nervous Matt Gaetz Fumbles With Training Bra

The Onion

Mary Stevenson

The Onion

You Can’t Even Watch A Movie Anymore Without Seeing Some Theme Explored

The Onion

President Trump To Accept $400 Million Plane Gifted From Qatar

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Sean Combs Asks For Quick Trial So He Can Get To Part Where Trump Pardons Him

The Onion