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The most recent articles from a list of feeds I subscribe to.

Man Who Ate Wings For Dinner Forced To Sit On Towel For Car Ride Home

The Onion

Grandpa Racist Toward Country That No Longer Exists

The Onion

Earth Towed, Impounded After Illegally Parking In Milky Way

The Onion

Portillo’s Offers DNC Attendees Free Hot Dog If Hillary Clinton Sinks Half-Court Shot

The Onion

Trump Hoping To Disrupt DNC News Cycle By Eating Live Rat On Television

The Onion

Hulk Hogan Rips Open Shirt At DNC To Reveal Message: ‘I Just Love Events’

The Onion

Here’s Why I Decided To Buy ‘The Onion’

The Onion

‘Ketamine Queen’ Charged In Connection With Matthew Perry’s Death

The Onion

Philosopher’s Friends Constantly Pitching Him Ideas For Dilemmas

The Onion

Increasingly Concerned Tim Walz Asks DNC Volunteer Where Giant Corn Dog Stand Is

The Onion

Puzzled Coworkers Not Sure Why Man Telling Them He Has Cancer

The Onion

Gender-Affirming Care: Myth Vs. Fact

The Onion

Man Found Strapped To Gurney, Injected With Poison In Execution-Style Killing

The Onion

Nation’s White Women Announce Plan To Compare Suntanned Arm Against Brown Person’s

The Onion

Server Tells Customer They Out Of Ranch Like Officer Informing Housewife Her Husband Died At War

The Onion

U.S. Unveils Price Limits For 10 Medications

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Health Experts Recommend Doing Exact Opposite Of Whatever Simon Cowell Doing To His Body

The Onion

Tips For Identifying AI-Generated Images

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Glen Powell Opens Up About Dangerous Stunt Work Filming With Sydney Sweeney’s Breasts

The Onion

Trump Campaign Releases Helpful Video On How To Mispronounce ‘Kamala’

The Onion