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DOGE By The Numbers

The Onion

‘How Different Could Purified And Distilled Water Really Be?’ Thinks Humidifier Owner About To Enter World Of Shit

The Onion

Scotland Frees Hundreds Of Inmates To Ease Overcrowding

The Onion

Iceberger King

The Onion

Horrified Woman Swears Off Ambien After Seeing Number Of Library Books She Reserved Last Night 

The Onion

Forgetful Man Playing Fast And Loose With Free Trials

The Onion

Heroic Dog Saves Family Of 5 From Herb-Roasted Chicken

The Onion

Trump Cutbacks Force FAA To Unplug Giant Magnet That Keeps Planes In Air

The Onion

CIA Announces It Has Obtained The Briefcase

The Onion

Numerous Teams Express Interest In Aaron Rodgers Playing Elsewhere

The Onion

Revival Of Internship Program Heralds CEO’s Daughter Coming Of Age

The Onion

Drunk Man Doesn’t Like The Way Kumon Logo Looking At Him

The Onion

Political Profile: Kristi Noem

The Onion

Study Finds Ozempic Can Reduce Alcohol Cravings

The Onion

Dalai Lama Revises Claim Life Only Suffering When Not Listening To Golden-Era Supertramp

The Onion

Trump Unsure What Department He Has To Cut To Make JD Vance Go Away

The Onion

It Almost Weirder That Grown Man On Roblox Isn’t Grooming Children

The Onion

Igloo Recalls Coolers Over Finger Amputation Risk

The Onion

Joann Fabrics Announces Plans To Make Mishmash Store Out Of Shuttered Locations’ Scraps

The Onion

JD Vance Sets Out Little Heart-Covered Mailbox On Desk Just In Case

The Onion