Reading List

The most recent articles from a list of feeds I subscribe to.

Befuddled Magnus Carlsen Bested By Dreaded Checkmate Gambit

The Onion

Musk Weighs Return To Politics After 60th Death On ‘Elden Ring Nightreign’ Tutorial

The Onion

Give It Some Juice, Report Sources Fiddling Under Car Hood

The Onion

Tips For Preventing And Treating Tick Bites

The Onion

Japan Celebrates New Sumo Champion After Years Of Mongolian Dominance

The Onion

U.S. Cancels Bird Flu Vaccine

The Onion

Study Finds Weed Use Linked To Early Heart Disease

The Onion

Guise And Dolls

The Onion

Hair Loss: Myth Vs. Fact

The Onion

Novelty Car Horn Playing ‘La Cucaracha’ Sends Stephen Miller Into Dissociative Fugue State

The Onion

Tesla Employees Scramble To Make Office Look Like They’ve Been Sleeping There

The Onion

Crypto Investor Tortures Man In Attempt To Steal Bitcoin Password

The Onion

Trump Pardons Tom Sandoval

The Onion

Timeline Of Trump’s Battle With Harvard

The Onion

Whole Flight Spent Reading ‘War And Peace’ Over Shoulder Of Passenger Ahead

The Onion

Tariff-Strained Apple Announces 7,083-Piece iPhone Kit

The Onion

Recession Forecasts Jump After Herds Of Panicked Economists Start Running Off Cliffs

The Onion

Interactive Exhibit Lets Kids Figure Out How To Manage Budget Shortfall That Will Otherwise Shutter Museum

The Onion

Nobody In White House Sure Who Guy Praying Over Trump Is

The Onion

Rusted Qatari Plane Sitting On Blocks On White House Lawn

The Onion