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Vaccine Critic RFK Jr. Backs Measles Vaccine Amid Deadly Outbreak

The Onion

Trump’s 25% Tariffs On Canada, Mexico Take Effect

The Onion

Elon Musk Begins Cabinet Meeting By Putting Index Finger Through Fly Of Pants

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DoorDash Order Arrives In Humiliatingly Large Bag

The Onion

NRA Gives Dead Schoolchildren ‘F’ Rating

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Jennifer Lopez Worried Bumble Date Not Coming Back From Bathroom

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Pete Hegseth Deploys 3,000 U.S. Troops On Beer Run

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Woman Contaminates Grocery Store Food With Urine For Years

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Best Picture Winner ‘Kissing The Martinet’ Faces Backlash After Fans Learn Movie Not Real

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Kylie Jenner Admits She’d Like To Go On One Date That Isn’t Awards Ceremony

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Movie Theater Ceiling Collapses During ‘Captain America’ Screening

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What To Know About ‘The Pitt’

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Couple Forced To Sit Next To Dead Body On Plane For 4 Hours After Woman Dies Midflight

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Trump’s First 100 Days

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Desensitized ‘Prairie Home Companion’ Fan Seeks Out Gentler And Gentler Material

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Passengers Rush To Arriving Train’s Doors Like Rat Babies Nursing At Mother’s Teats

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Vice Precedent

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Tim Walz Calls On Fellow Democrats To Return His Tupperware

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‘The Substance’ Snags Oscar For Best Goo

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Trump Signs Executive Order Making Official Language Of U.S. Remedial English

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