Reading List

The most recent articles from a list of feeds I subscribe to.

Trump’s North American Tariffs: Myth Vs. Fact

The Onion

U.S. Loses A Fifth Of Its Butterflies In 2 Decades

The Onion

DHS Begins National Registry Of Duolingo Users

The Onion

FBI, Justice Department Buildings Briefly Listed For Sale

The Onion

Immigrant Criticizes Swimsuit Competition Portion Of U.S. Citizenship Test

The Onion

Erewhon Defends $19 Strawberry: ‘It’s Made To Be Split’

The Onion

If Females Could Get Pregnant, There’d Be An Abortion Clinic On Every Coral

The Onion

Streaming Guide

The Onion

Pokémon-Shaped Cheeto Sells For $87,840

The Onion

What To Know About NOAA

The Onion

Cackling Hims CEO Threatens To Pull Switch Activating All World’s Erections At Once

The Onion

Police Catch Man Smuggling Cocaine Under Toupee

The Onion

Trump Renames Eric ‘Eric Of America’

The Onion

Fact-Checking Trump On The Russia-Ukraine War

The Onion

Town With Heavyset Mule Stuck In Barn Door Plumb Out Of Ideas

The Onion

Charli XCX Does Line Of Coke With 11-Year-Old Make-A-Wish Fan

The Onion

Trump Outlines Bold Vision For Golden Age Of China

The Onion

Congress All Groggy Today After Staying Up Past 8:30

The Onion

Sergeant-At-Arms Ejects Al Green After Repeated Warnings About His Race

The Onion

Homesick Luka Doncic Gazes Longingly At Photo Of Barren Dallas Office Park

The Onion