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Kristi Noem Appears With Bandage Over Ear Struck By Words

The Onion

Trump’s Military Parade By The Numbers

The Onion

Iran Cracks Down On Pet Dogs

The Onion

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

The Onion

Father’s Day Gift Wrapped In Paper Towel

The Onion

Menendez Brothers Receive Stars On Hollywood Walk Of Fame

The Onion

Matthew Early

The Onion

Bloated Supreme Court Rules They Ate Too Many Shrimp

The Onion

Interactive Planetarium Exhibit Offers Guests Chance To Touch Live Protostar

The Onion

U.K. Bans Ninja Swords

The Onion

Marines Raise American Flag Outside Cell Phone Store After Defeating Skateboarding Teenagers

The Onion

ICE Vows To Restore Order Using Whatever Force Unnecessary

The Onion

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Dakota Johnson

The Onion

Feud Poisoning

The Onion

There’s No Such Thing As A Free Piggyback Ride

The Onion

Emma Harter and Brendan Welter

The Onion

Shell-Shocked Soldier Ant Has Thousand-Inch Stare

The Onion

Study: More Single Millennials Settling For Parrot Who Can Dial 911

The Onion

Israel Intercepts Gaza Aid Boat With Greta Thunberg Aboard

The Onion

Close To Transportation

The Onion