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Man Not Really Articulating Cohesive Reason Why Guy Who Cut Him Off Should Go Fuck Himself

The Onion

Trump Assassination Suspect Buying AR-15s Nonstop While In Custody

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Report: Trump Defiantly Pumped Fist For 20 Minutes After Assassination Attempt Searching For Camera

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Trump Warns Immigrants Taking All The Good Vanity Plates

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‘Still Fresh,’ Says Crouching Pete Buttigieg Swiping Finger Across Tire Tracks On Street

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Study Finds Europeans Used Cocaine Earlier Than Once Thought

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How Trump Is Appealing To Women Voters

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Black Enrollment At Harvard Drops After Affirmative Action Barred

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Moscow Expels 6 British Diplomats Who Would Not Shut Up About ‘Doctor Who’

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Ohioan Disturbed By Reports Of Haitians Eating Vegetables

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Food Dye Used In Doritos Makes Mice’s Skin Transparent

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Ultra-Processed Foods: Myth Vs. Fact

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Woman With Disease Sent Article About Celebrity With Disease

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Vatican City Police Unveil New Unit Of Sin-Sniffing Dogs

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Mother Drunk Enough To Start Listing Names Of Miscarriages

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Taylor Swift Endorses Harris

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Man Replies ‘STOP’ To Political Fundraiser Text Like Powerful Wizard Casting Spell To Ward Off Mythical Beast

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Most Shocking Takeaways From HBO’s New ‘Sopranos’ Documentary

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Our Devices: They’re Listening, Sure, But Do They Really Get Us?

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Dawn Unveils New Small Silver Bell For Summoning Butler To Deal With Dishes

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