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North Carolina Voters Abandon Mark Robinson For Nude Africa User ‘FootPapa12’

The Onion

American Black Nazi Party Worried Mark Robinson Could Hurt Other Candidates Down Ballot

The Onion

Lt. Gov. Mark Robinson: ‘We All Have Crazy Ideas About Slavery When We’re Horny’

The Onion

Scarecrow Has Double Ds

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Diddy Arrested On Sex Trafficking Charges

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Hellspawn Annoyed By Sound Of Earth’s Residents Stomping Around Overhead

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Mother Earth Insists She Doesn’t Want Any Pagan Sacrifices This Equinox

The Onion

Israel Detonates Electronics Purchased By Hezbollah In Widespread Attack

The Onion

What To Know About ‘The Golden Bachelorette’

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FDA Approves New AirPods As Hearing Aids

The Onion

I’ve Got A Bad Feline About This

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Are We Living In A Golden Age Of Meaningless Questions?

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Mirena Unveils New Intrauterine Owl To Scare Sperm Away From Eggs

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New Homeowners Thrilled To Find Pentagram Carved Into Hardwood Floor Under Carpet

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Diddy: ‘I Will Beat These Charges Senseless’

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Trump Targeted In Second Assassination Attempt

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Migrant Steals Occupational Injury From Hard-Working American

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Injured Cyclist Briefly Regains Consciousness To See RFK Jr. Dragging Him Into Kitchen

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Actor Informed Producers Decided To Go With A Dog For The Role

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Melania Trump Announces First 1,000 People To Preorder New Memoir Will See Her Face In Their Dreams Until Death

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