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Assad Returns To Ophthalmology At Moscow LensCrafters

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MrBeast Offers To Give $1 Million To First Person Who Can Teach Him To Blink

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More Parents Say Allowing Child To Play Football Not Worth Risk Of Being Drafted By Jets

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Assad Regime Leaves Note Thanking Locals For Supporting Family-Run Dictatorship

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Americans Glad ISIS Defeated Or Something

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Timeline Of Presidential Pardons 

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Bitcoin Reaches $100,000

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Dad Wishes Whole Roster Played With Intensity, Passion Of Talentless Special Teamer

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Texas Bans Sale Of Luggage To Pregnant Women

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Hilaria Baldwin Deported

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How Oklahoma Schools Are Incorporating The Bible Into Curriculum

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South Korean President Faces Impeachment After Declaring Martial Law

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Notre-Dame Reopened To Fire

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New ‘Odyssey’ Adaptation Criticized For Dropping Original’s Group Dance Scene Ending

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Low Folding Chair Pulled Up To Corner Of Mar-A-Lago Conference Table For JD Vance

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Nursing Home Hosts Depressing Walker-Decorating Contest

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Nation Tires Of Deals, Bargains

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UnitedHealthcare CEO Killed

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Judge Delays Decision After Learning One Menendez Brother Always Lies, One Always Tells The Truth

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Hospital Sends Man Home With Loaner Dad While His Worked On

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