Reading List

The most recent articles from a list of feeds I subscribe to.

Thai Woman Arrested For Blackmailing Monks With Sex Tapes

The Onion

Nation Boards Up Windows, Retreats To Cellar As Lena Dunham Reenters News Cycle

The Onion

Rabid RFK Jr. Bites Foreign Dignitary

The Onion

Jim Davis Reveals He Studied Musculature Of Medical Cadavers To Properly Draw Jon

The Onion

Tom Cowvin

The Onion

Orcas Bringing Humans Gifts Of Food

The Onion

Elderly Woman Keeps Mind Active Justifying Trump’s Actions

The Onion

Trump: ‘I’m Not In These Nonexistent Files Concocted To Destroy Me’

The Onion

Trump Invites Jeffrey Epstein On Stage To Explain There No Conspiracy

The Onion

The Onion Cultural Standard: Real Housewives of Atlanta

The Onion

Political Profile: Pam Bondi

The Onion

Clothes Call

The Onion

Bony Soldier Diving On Top Of Grenade Only Makes It Deadlier

The Onion

Parasocial Fan Believes He In Real Relationship With Taylor Swift

The Onion

Molly Jenkins and Greg Phipps

The Onion

Rising Cost Of Living Forcing More Buddhists To Continue Working Years Into Reincarnation

The Onion

Beetle Infestation Threatens Hungary’s Oldest Library

The Onion

Study: Majority Of Billionaires Consider Selves  Middle Class

The Onion

If I Take A Bullet For My Child, How Will They Learn To Take Bullets Themselves?

The Onion

Marlene Audney

The Onion