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DOJ Removes All Mentions Of Justice From Website

The Onion

Congress Passes Law Banning Women From Leaving House Without Makeup

The Onion

The Onion Film Standard: ‘28 Years Later’

The Onion

What To Know About The New ‘Superman’ Movie

The Onion

Milwaukee Removes Fonzie Statue Amid Reckoning With Greaser Past

The Onion

White Sox Fans Asked To Remove Polish Sausage From Mouths During  National Anthem

The Onion

Australian Woman Convicted Of Triple Murder Using Poisonous Mushrooms

The Onion

Imposter Uses AI To Impersonate Marco Rubio

The Onion

Texas Politicians Used Burner Email To Request FEMA Funds

The Onion

Pros And Cons Of Defunding Medicaid

The Onion

Something Forbidden Stirs Deep Within Trump After He Sees Political Cartoon Depicting Him As Chicken

The Onion

Study: 97% Of Average American’s Day Spent Retrieving 6-Digit Codes

The Onion

Dad Spends Retirement Untangling Big Mess Of Wires

The Onion

Elon Musk Scrubs X Of Jewish Users Who Made Grok Mad

The Onion

Elon Musk Announces Formation Of New ‘America Party’

The Onion

Ted Cruz Assures Texans He Working Tirelessly To Get Vacation Refunded

The Onion

Pam Bondi: ‘What Is The DOJ Hiding?’

The Onion

Elon Musk Weeps, For There Are No More Women To Impregnate

The Onion

Death Row Inmate Chooses ‘Ham Sandwich And Ice Cream’ As Last Words

The Onion

What’s Causing Problems With Flights Across America

The Onion