Reading List

The most recent articles from a list of feeds I subscribe to.

FEMA: Myth Vs. Fact

The Onion

Nuclear Weapons Have The Potential To Frighten My Nervous Dogs

The Onion

Woman Feels Accomplished After Finishing Holiday Weight Gain Early

The Onion

Trump Releases Skull Measurements From Phrenology Exam

The Onion

Bret Baier Asks Harris To Prove She Moving Forward By Handing Her Baseball Bat, Wheeling Out Caged Biden

The Onion

Pope Francis Excommunicates All Of World’s Catholics So He Can Have Quiet Weekend Alone

The Onion

Italy Bans Overseas Surrogacy

The Onion

Logan Paul Claims Prime Perfectly Healthy For Average 9-Foot-Tall, 400-Pound Child

The Onion

Trump Pledges To Use Obscure 18th-Century Law To Marry Daughter

The Onion

Kamala Harris Appears On White Noise Podcast In Appeal To Sleepy Voters

The Onion

Voters Warned Ballots Flushed Down Toilet Will No Longer Be Counted

The Onion

Tips For Organizing A Trunk-Or-Treat

The Onion

Ava Barden

The Onion

Emotionally Distant Husband Would Rather Watch ‘Stargate SG-1’ Than Have Honest Conversation About ‘Stargate SG-1’

The Onion

Indecisive Hostage-Taker Asks What People Usually Demand

The Onion

Hades’ Inferno Stadium Once Again Ranked Toughest Arena To Play In

The Onion

Julia Cunningham and Tommy Zubritzky

The Onion

‘New York Times’ To Cease Publication

The Onion

MLB Adds Clock To Speed Up Joe Davis’ Commentary

The Onion

Hurripain-In-The-Ass

The Onion