Reading List

The most recent articles from a list of feeds I subscribe to.

NASA Discovers Potential Life On Mars After Giant Eyeball In Middle Of Planet Looks Directly Into Telescope

The Onion

Emily Appleton and Rafael Garcia

The Onion

Bruce Cooke

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Dead Bird On Sidewalk Leads Man To Contemplate Own Inevitable Collision With Plate Glass

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Reformed Ja Morant More Into Swords Now

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Kimberly Guilfoyle Dies Trying To Remove Makeup

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What To Know About Breast Reduction Surgery

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Cuba Suffers Extended Blackout

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Haunted By Nudist Ghost

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George R.R. Martin Announces He’s Written Every ‘And’ That Will Appear In Next Book

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Harrison Butker Insists He Won’t Let Politics Distract From Upcoming Race War

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Both Campaigns Release Ads Showcasing Trump’s Most Racist Comments

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Trump Vows To Outlaw Electricity To Secure Powerful Amish Vote

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Report Finds Americans Need To Cut Emissions By 3% In Order To Tell Themselves They Did Their Best

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Trump Accuses Kamala Harris Of Lying About Having Job At White House

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Fire Station That Burned Down Didn’t Have Fire Alarm

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We Need To Take Trump’s Rhetoric Seriously, But Not Literally vs. Have That Guy Killed

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30% Of Border Patrol Cameras Broken

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U.S. Treasury Uses AI To Prevent Billions In Fraud

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Bret Baier Admits He Made Mistake Letting Kamala Harris Speak

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