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‘Advertising Doesn’t Work On Me,’ Says Chosen One Who Will Lead Humanity Out Of Dark Age Of Commercialism

The Onion

What To Know About ‘Mission: Impossible—The Final Reckoning’

The Onion

Whataburger Sued For $1 Million For Not Holding Onions

The Onion

New FEMA Alert Notifies Public Whenever ‘Twister’ Airing On TNT

The Onion

Romantic Teen Stands Outside Crush’s Window Holding Up Peter Gabriel 

The Onion

Kevin Hagstetter

The Onion

Ashamed Woman Hiding Interest In Country Music Like It Hentai

The Onion

DHS: South Sudan Deportations A Lot More Humane When You Learn What Stephen Miller Wanted To Do

The Onion

Trump Shares Own Experiences As Victim Of White Genocide

The Onion

Where Everybody Knows Your Flame

The Onion

Trump Invites WNBA Fans Who Yelled Slurs At Angel Reese To White House

The Onion

Elon Musk Announces Plans To Step Back From Fatherhood

The Onion

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Ms. Rachel

The Onion

No-Nonsense Nurse Completes Entire Medical Chart After Pinching Arm Flab Once

The Onion

Patrick Wood and Helen Shaw

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Trip To Asia Gives Man New Understanding Of How Soup Can Be Breakfast

The Onion

Flight Flies Without Pilot For 10 Minutes After Copilot Faints

The Onion

Nadia Zafirovski

The Onion

Sure, If You’re An Unoriginal Hack

The Onion

Teacher Asks What First Graders Want To Be Once Child Labor Laws Repealed

The Onion