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Silence of the Telegrams

The Onion

Nervous Matt Gaetz Fumbles With Training Bra

The Onion

President Trump To Accept $400 Million Plane Gifted From Qatar

The Onion

Sean Combs Asks For Quick Trial So He Can Get To Part Where Trump Pardons Him

The Onion

Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless

The Onion

Baby Saves Affair

The Onion

Grandma AirTagged

The Onion

Dwayne Johnson Honored For Accomplishments In Neck Acting

The Onion

Ashley Sullivan and Sally Hirst

The Onion

Texas Bans Being Different Around Children

The Onion

AI Version Of Dead Arizona Man Addresses Killer During Sentencing

The Onion

Man Can’t Believe He Has To Download Stupid App Just To Bribe President

The Onion

Mother Extremists Hijack Airwaves To Broadcast Photos Of Their Children

The Onion

48 Hours In Starbase

The Onion

First American Pope Elected

The Onion

NBA Combine Tests How Well Prospects DM Models On Instagram

The Onion

Trump Administration Offers Free At-Home Loyalty Tests

The Onion

New Report Finds Vacationing Sources Habla Un Poquito De Español

The Onion

Close To Jeff

The Onion

Tom Holland Working Up Courage To Tell Zendaya He Only 17

The Onion