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Bitcoin Reaches $100,000

The Onion

Dad Wishes Whole Roster Played With Intensity, Passion Of Talentless Special Teamer

The Onion

Hilaria Baldwin Deported

The Onion

Texas Bans Sale Of Luggage To Pregnant Women

The Onion

How Oklahoma Schools Are Incorporating The Bible Into Curriculum

The Onion

South Korean President Faces Impeachment After Declaring Martial Law

The Onion

Notre-Dame Reopened To Fire

The Onion

New ‘Odyssey’ Adaptation Criticized For Dropping Original’s Group Dance Scene Ending

The Onion

Nursing Home Hosts Depressing Walker-Decorating Contest

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Low Folding Chair Pulled Up To Corner Of Mar-A-Lago Conference Table For JD Vance

The Onion

Nation Tires Of Deals, Bargains

The Onion

UnitedHealthcare CEO Killed

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Judge Delays Decision After Learning One Menendez Brother Always Lies, One Always Tells The Truth

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Hospital Sends Man Home With Loaner Dad While His Worked On

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Standing Desk Celebrates 4th Year At Lowest Possible Setting

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How The Trump Administration Will Carry Out Mass Deportation 

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Take The Cannoli

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Elton John Reveals He Lost Vision From Eye Infection

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Jon M. Chu Defends Splitting ‘Wicked’ Into 230,400 Successive Images

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Nation’s Mumblers March On Washington Demanding Something Or Other

The Onion