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Elon Musk Announces Formation Of New ‘America Party’

The Onion

Ted Cruz Assures Texans He Working Tirelessly To Get Vacation Refunded

The Onion

Pam Bondi: ‘What Is The DOJ Hiding?’

The Onion

Elon Musk Weeps, For There Are No More Women To Impregnate

The Onion

What’s Causing Problems With Flights Across America

The Onion

Death Row Inmate Chooses ‘Ham Sandwich And Ice Cream’ As Last Words

The Onion

Ted Cruz: ‘Vacationing Is How I Grieve’

The Onion

Poll Finds What Makes Someone ‘Cool’ Similar Across Cultures

The Onion

Trump Orders His Face Added To The Pep Boys Logo

The Onion

Tile Store Offended By Sponsored Little League Team Celebrating Win At Pizza Place Instead

The Onion

Michael Jordan’s Former Chicagoland Mansion Listed On Airbnb

The Onion

Completely Charmless Flower Girl Walks Directly Down Aisle

The Onion

Insecure Woman Doesn’t Like Eating In Front Of Surveillance State

The Onion

ICE Has Gall To Leave Raided Restaurant Negative Review

The Onion

Study Finds Tiny Nose Robots Can Be Used To Clean Sinuses

The Onion

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Lorde 

The Onion

Royal Train To Be Decommissioned

The Onion

What’s In Trump’s Big Beautiful Bill

The Onion

Killer Tune

The Onion

The Onion’s Summer Box Office Preview

The Onion