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Inconsolable Anna Wintour Changes Met Gala Theme To ‘Looking Like Shit’ After Waking Up Feeling Ugly
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Drake Drops New Track Inviting Kendrick Lamar Out To Coffee So They Can Clear Things Up
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17 Days In Incubator Longest Time Premature Baby Will Go Without Being Exposed To Advertising
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Gradgitation Commencement
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Dad Spends Entire Vacation Asking How This Many People Out At Coffee Shops On Weekdays
The Onion
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Polish Landlord’s Dream
The Onion
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Poll Finds Most Americans Want Immigration Reform That Includes Making Up New Last Names For People Again
The Onion
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Wild Orangutan Observed Using Medicinal Plant
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Orangutan Stuns Researchers By Using Rogaine To Fix Bald Spot
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Arrests At Pro-Palestinian College Protests Reach 2,000 Nationally
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Advisors Assure Biden This Will Blow Over Once All Gazans Dead
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Nation Disappointed After Biden Answers Business Call During Big Recital
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Annoying Teen On Train Has Girlfriend’s Whole Face In Mouth
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Japanese Town To Build Screen Blocking Tourists’ View Of Mount Fuji
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Taylor Swift Begins Day By Playing Video Reminding Travis Kelce Who She Is, How Long They’ve Dated
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‘Sorry I’m Late—These Protesters Were A Nightmare,’ Says Blood-Splattered, Riot-Gear-Clad Biden Entering Press Conference
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Airbnb Recreates House From ‘Up’ For Renters
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Kristi Noem Attempts To Relieve Tension From Negative Press By Squeezing Stress Dog
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Trump Watching Movie On iPad During Trial Without Using Headphones
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Cop Too Drunk To Administer Field Sobriety Test
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