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NEW YORK—Calling the breakthrough a significant step forward in xenotransplantation, New York University doctors confirmed Monday they had successfully transplanted a pig foreskin onto a circumcised human. “This successful operation proves that pig penises are a viable, long-term solution for circumcised patients in desperate need of working foreskin,” lead surgeon Robert Langford said of the procedure […]

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June is time for Pride and time for travel. The Onion shares tips for helping LGBTQ+ Americans stay safe while traveling this summer.  Use discretion when conversing with strangers on apps who list their job as “Secret Police.” Make sure the destination you’re heading to isn’t somewhere that persecutes LGBTQ+ people, like Dubai or Boston. […]

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