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WASHINGTON—Alleging that the shows had grown shamefully timid and unexciting to watch in recent years, a furious President Donald Trump posted a lengthy Truth Social rant late last night in which he claimed circuses were not violent enough. “When I was a kid, a lot more people and animals got hurt, but not anymore—total disgrace!” […]

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