LGBTQ dating app Grindr will host its first-ever White House Correspondents dinner party on Friday night before the event. What do you think?

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A humanoid robot in Beijing finished a half marathon in 50 minutes and 26 seconds, about almost seven minutes faster than the human world record. What do you think?

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BURBANK, CA—Hinting at an exciting new phase for the beloved franchise, the Walt Disney Co. released a statement Friday promising Star Wars fans a new era of blind stabs at what they seemed to like before. “Fans of the rich world George Lucas created can expect a consistent output of wildly varying guesses at what […]

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WASHINGTON—Alleging that the shows had grown shamefully timid and unexciting to watch in recent years, a furious President Donald Trump posted a lengthy Truth Social rant late last night in which he claimed circuses were not violent enough. “When I was a kid, a lot more people and animals got hurt, but not anymore—total disgrace!” […]

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