After years of planning their wedding, the pair were united in marriage within an hour of the bride being legally able to consent.

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You used to dream of couch-surfing across the world, untethered and unbothered, and now here you are, seriously considering an HOA townhouse. Reference #17806

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A judge in Missouri resigned after wearing an Elvis Presley wig in court, coming after a disciplinary commission determined he failed to maintain order and decorum. What do you think?

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Rosalía’s fourth studio album, Lux, has been met with critical acclaim, cracking the Billboard top 10 for the first time in the Spanish pop star’s career. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the artist. Genre: Música Musical Influences: Traditional Spanish TikToks Who She’s Beefing With: B-flat Frequent Collaborator: King Ferdinand V Controversies: […]

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