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Climate Protestors Throw Paint On The Louvre’s 1988 Copy Of ‘Hustler’ Magazine

The post Climate Protestors Throw Paint On The Louvre’s 1988 Copy Of ‘Hustler’ Magazine appeared first on The Onion.

Babysitter Finds Real-Life ‘Monster’ Under Child’s Bed

While trying to reassure a child she was caring for, a local Kansas babysitter was shocked to come face-to-face with a man when she aimed to show the kid there were no monsters under the bed. What do you think?

The post Babysitter Finds Real-Life ‘Monster’ Under Child’s Bed appeared first on The Onion.

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Chuck Schumer

Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) has published a new book, Antisemitism In America. The Onion sat down with the politician to discuss his greatest achievements, Trump’s second term, and the future of the Democratic party. The Onion: Why did you allow the spending bill to pass? Chuck Schumer: I finally got a 7 p.m. […]

The post The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Chuck Schumer appeared first on The Onion.

Finance Guy Doing Cocaine In Sad Way This Time

The post Finance Guy Doing Cocaine In Sad Way This Time appeared first on The Onion.

Heaven Enacts Retaliatory Tariffs On U.S.-Bound Miracles

The post Heaven Enacts Retaliatory Tariffs On U.S.-Bound Miracles appeared first on The Onion.