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Woman Giving Birth Assured Everything Looks Gross Down There

The Onion

You Sure You’re In The Mood For Another Wes Anderson Film With Everything That’s Going On?

The Onion

Molly Hall and David Kerry

The Onion

Gunman Takes Huge Swing   Ordering Hostages Buffalo Chicken Pizza

The Onion

GOP Lawmakers Clarify Their Hate-Filled Rhetoric Only Meant To Stoke Fundraising

The Onion

Trump Calls Shooting Victims To Rant About Tim Walz

The Onion

Trump Condemns Vance Boelter’s Incomplete Hit List

The Onion

Man Opens Up About Childhood Trauma Of Being Forced To Put On Jammies

The Onion

Sabrina Carpenter Assures Fans That Daddy Will Punish Her For Album Cover

The Onion

What To Know About The Diddy Trial

The Onion

SWAT Team Robot Successfully Dismantles Black Man

The Onion

Ah Fuck, They Painted The Brick

The Onion

Jeremy Allen White Undergoes Experimental Mouth Enlargement Surgery

The Onion

Fake Flight Attendant Flew 120 Flights For Free

The Onion

Teacher Required To Provide Own Salary

The Onion

No One Sure Why Kristi Noem Wearing Firefighter Helmet, Night-Vision Goggles, High Heels, Wet Suit

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Trump Mouths Lyrics To ‘Happy Birthday’ While National Anthem Plays

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Owner Of D.C. Doggy Daycare Worried Her Military Parade Float Sticking Out

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Pete Hegseth Vomits Out Of Tank Hatch

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D.C. Air Traffic Controllers Given Day Off To Attend Military Parade

The Onion