Reading List

The most recent articles from a list of feeds I subscribe to.

Tiger Woods Claims That In Time He Will Fuck Everyone’s Ex-Wife

The Onion

Hims Announces Erections Will Soon Feature Ads

The Onion

JuJu Watkins Sprains Bun

The Onion

Pope Francis Flips Off Crowd From Balcony

The Onion

Stuck in the Timiddle With You

The Onion

Trump Orders All Children Born Under Biden To Be Renamed After Confederate Generals

The Onion

Spray-Painted Penis Only Thing Holding Cybertruck Together

The Onion

History Of Spring Break In The U.S.

The Onion

Well Shit, Man Thought He Secured Infant Car Seat

The Onion

Woman Enjoys Process Of Planning Suicide More Than Actual Suicide Itself 

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Jury Convicts Thief Who Stole Golden Toilet

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Israel Ranked 8th Happiest Country

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Experts Recommend Using Hunger As Egg Substitute

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Roku Tests Autoplaying Ads Before Loading Home Screen

The Onion

Grimes Slaps ‘I Bought This Before Elon Went Crazy’ Sticker On Child

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Man Sneaks Bag Of Outside Stimuli Into Sensory Deprivation Tank

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Nation’s Fuckups Announce Plan To Get Shit Together For Real This Time

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Tips For Dealing With Spam Texts

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DOJ Designates Posting Photos Of Balding Elon Musk As Domestic Terrorism 

The Onion

‘Ugly’ Blobfish Named Fish of the Year

The Onion