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Travis Kelce Caught Fingering Taylor Swift Under Super Bowl Bleachers
The Onion
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Trump Asks Which One The Ball
The Onion
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Secret Service Agent Starstruck After Seeing Taylor Swift’s Bodyguards
The Onion
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Travis Kelce Plays Super Bowl In Gucci Bucket Helmet
The Onion
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Man Hangs Arm Off Couch For Rest Of Game Instead Of Washing Sauce Off Fingers
The Onion
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Eagles Score On 99-Yard Tush Push
The Onion
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Super Bowl Coin Toss Fractures World Into Infinite Multiverses Where Eagles Win, Lose, Earth Explodes
The Onion
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Andy Reid Removes Bald Cap for National Anthem
The Onion
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NFL Confirms Players Will Still Wear ‘Fight Bigotry’ Jockstraps
The Onion
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Mitch McConnell Leaves Capitol In Wheelchair After Fall
The Onion
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Artist Profile: Kendrick Lamar
The Onion
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Trump Struggling To Remember How He Related To Elon Musk
The Onion
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Pioneering Female Archaeologist In Google Doodle Bears Silent Witness To Man’s Search For ‘Zootopia’ Porn
The Onion
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Trump Proposes U.S. Takeover Of Gaza
The Onion
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Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover
The Onion
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NBC Producers Deny Using AI In New Series ‘Detective Fireman Lawyer Chicago Los Angeles Show’
The Onion
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‘The Sims’ Turns 25
The Onion
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Jealous Trump Boys Try To Convince Father That Barron A DEI
The Onion
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Melania Trump Holds Paint Swatches Up Against Bellowing Void
The Onion
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Trump Announces U.S. Will Relocate Panama Canal To American Soil
The Onion
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