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Mall Escalator Spits Out Another Pile Of Bones
The Onion
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Prostitute Falls Asleep During ‘Star Wars’
The Onion
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Trump Boys Hook Dollar Bill Up To Potato To Make Cryptocurrency
The Onion
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White House Revokes Biden’s Veneers
The Onion
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Mega Millions Raises Price Of Tickets To $5
The Onion
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Report: Recession Fears Forcing More Americans To Hold Off On Retiring From Presidency
The Onion
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Patrick Schwarzenegger Worried ‘White Lotus’ Role Will Typecast Him As Hand Job Recipient
The Onion
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Nestlé Buys E.Coli For $2.3 Billion
The Onion
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Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death
The Onion
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RFK Jr. Orders Removal Of Sinks From HHS Bathrooms
The Onion
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Roseanne Barr’s Illiteracy Charity Snatches 100 Millionth Book From Child
The Onion
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Everything You Always Wanted, Right?
The Onion
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Florida Gators Climb Ladder With Scissors To Circumcise Dick Vitale
The Onion
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Judge Gives Trump Administration 3 Days To Return Her From El Salvador Prison
The Onion
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3-Year-Old Discovers 3,800-Year-Old Amulet While On Family Outing
The Onion
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Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker
The Onion
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Sam Mendes Admits Idea For 4 Beatles Biopics Conceived Before He Heard About TV
The Onion
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Trump Assures U.S. Farmers Barron Will Eat Their Crops
The Onion
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Shelly Greenfield and Patrick Chester
The Onion
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Masters Crowd Whispering Its Lungs Out
The Onion
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