Reading List

The most recent articles from a list of feeds I subscribe to.

The Onion Cultural Standard: Yellowjackets

The Onion

Researchers Taste Miso Fermented In Space

The Onion

Hush Falls Over Crowd After Bagel Tears ACL In Jumbotron Race

The Onion

Sarah Miller

The Onion

Trump’s Tariffs By The Numbers

The Onion

Thirst Communion

The Onion

New Clearblue Test Comes With Flight Voucher In Case Result Positive

The Onion

U.S. Imposes Tariffs On Remote Island Of Penguins And Seals

The Onion

Russell Brand Invited To Florida College To Teach Sexual Assault Workshop

The Onion

Trump Boasts About Strong-Arming Trump Into Pausing Tariffs

The Onion

Katy Perry Unaware She Already Chosen To Be Jettisoned If There Emergency In Space

The Onion

NASA Rescues Children Stranded For 9 Months At Space Camp

The Onion

Pebble Rattling Around In Shoe Turns Out To Be Loose Toe

The Onion

Tips For Managing Seasonal Allergies

The Onion

It Has A Wine Fridge

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Mother Extremists Hijack Airwaves To Broadcast Photos Of Their Children

The Onion

Dainty Little Man Orders Single Cheeseburger

The Onion

Galapagos Tortoises Become First-Time Parents At 100

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Trump Boys Hook Dollar Bill Up To Potato To Make Cryptocurrency

The Onion

Prostitute Falls Asleep During ‘Star Wars’

The Onion