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KFC Leaves Kentucky

The Onion

Financial Experts Recommend Setting Aside Emergency Fund They Can Bilk You Out Of

The Onion

Tips For Getting Involved At Your Child’s School

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Washington Wizards Reminded That Bottled Water In Hotel Room Isn’t Free

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Shh, Boyfriend Doesn’t Want To Talk During Part Where They Blowing Up Pentagon

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Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them

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Political Profile: Eric Adams

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Trump Claims Ukraine Started War

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Justin Baldoni Sues Justin Baldoni For Getting Him Into This Mess

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Trump Unable To Focus In Meeting As Pressure Of Booking Kennedy Center Summer Jazz Series Looms

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Exhausted Friends Slowly Realize They Were Playing Board Game Wrong Entire 6 Hours

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Dad Spends Daughter’s Wedding Day Thinking About History Of Oil

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Trump Boys Get Tongues Stuck To Frozen White House

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Venomous Snake Found In Bananas At New Hampshire Grocery Store

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DOGE By The Numbers

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‘How Different Could Purified And Distilled Water Really Be?’ Thinks Humidifier Owner About To Enter World Of Shit

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Scotland Frees Hundreds Of Inmates To Ease Overcrowding

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Iceberger King

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Horrified Woman Swears Off Ambien After Seeing Number Of Library Books She Reserved Last Night 

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Forgetful Man Playing Fast And Loose With Free Trials

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