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Chicago ICE Raids By The Numbers

The Onion

IT Guy Had Affinity For Cords At Young Age

The Onion

Cameroon Elects 92-Year-Old President

The Onion

Report: Guy Who Sings ‘Thriller’ Has Bunch Of Non-Halloween Music, Too

The Onion

Gray-Lipped RFK Jr. Touts Body’s Natural Ability To Transmute Lead Into Gold

The Onion

Economists: Hope Your Heart Wasn’t Set On A House

The Onion

Arch Manning Running Out Of Polite Ways To Decline Eli’s Mentorship

The Onion

Report: Half Of All Uncontacted People Could Be Wiped Out In Next Decade

The Onion

YouTube Comment Section Astounded To Learn Chicks Can Rock Too

The Onion

Low Papapproval Ratings

The Onion

The Onion’s Top Songs: October 2025

The Onion

Trump Accused Of Using Makeup To Conceal Ventilator

The Onion

Trump Defends Demolition Of Yggdrasil, Ancient Tree Of Life

The Onion

Everything We Know About ‘Nobody Wants This’ Season 2

The Onion

Travis Kelce Part Of Investor Group Aiming To Revive Six Flags

The Onion

Doula Asks To Keep Baby

The Onion

God Could Have Sworn He Put More Gorillas Down There

The Onion

‘Welcome To Derry’ Viewer Can Tell Pennywise Got Work Done

The Onion

Trump Touts Productive Call With Putin About Ballroom Sconces

The Onion

37-Year-Old Still On Parents’ Verizon Plan Saves Credibility By Clarifying He Pays Them $50 A Month

The Onion