Reading List

The most recent articles from a list of feeds I subscribe to.

PBS NewsHour Interrupted By Repo Men Seizing Desk

The Onion

Couple Debates Ethical Implications Of Bringing Another Child Into This Bar

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U.S. Offers Semiconductors To China In Exchange For Holographic Charizard

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Sun-Maid Announces Girl In Logo Has Always Been Sentient Raisin Disguising Self In Human Flesh

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Trump Vows To Reopen Joann Fabrics As Prison

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Autism: Myth Vs. Fact

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Cooper Flagg’s Agent Negotiates 10% Increase In Textbook Buyback Value At Duke Bookstore

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Early 2000s Media Criticized For Harsh Treatment Of D.C. Sniper

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Australians Rescue Great White Shark Stranded In Shallow Water

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Study Finds Ozempic May Reduce Signs Of Fatty Liver Disease

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‘GTA VI’ Delayed Until Developers Get Grades Up

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Trump Revokes PBS Funding After Antique Grandfather Clock Receives Meager Appraisal

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Jordon Hudson Inducted Into NFL Hall Of Fame

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Stephen Miller Dead Behind Eyes At 39

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RFK Jr. Encourages Americans To Do Their Own Research About Dragons

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Chobani CEO Warns New Hire They In The Yogurt Game Now

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Man Gets Best Ideas In Splash Zone

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Trump Argues Toy Shortages Easily Overcome By Making Servants Dance

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What To Know About ‘Sinners’

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Runaway Kangaroo Shuts Down Alabama Highway

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