Reading List

The most recent articles from a list of feeds I subscribe to.

Hungover Egyptologist Just Gonna Call In Cursed Today

The Onion

EPA To Monarch Butterflies: ‘Count Your Fucking Days’

The Onion

Patriots Starting To Regret Drafting 130-Pound Linebacker Based Exclusively On Strength Of Cover Letter 

The Onion

Tips For Antiquing

The Onion

Understaffed FAA Recommends Pilots Just Go With Their Gut

The Onion

Ransom Notes Really Starting To Pile Up

The Onion

Medicaid Work Requirements Myth Vs. Fact

The Onion

Dad’s House

The Onion

Hannah Pike

The Onion

‘Wicked’ Director Reveals Sequel Will Pick Up Right Where First Branded Tumbler Left Off

The Onion

France Suspends Shein Over Sex Dolls

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‘Shut Up, Mother! Shut Up!’ Pleads George W. Bush To Dick Cheney Skeleton Dressed In Suit

The Onion

Tom Brady Clones Dog

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DHS: ‘Daycare Workers Have Walked Freely in This Country For Far Too Long’

The Onion

Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani

The Onion

Californians Approve Measure To Redraw ‘Garfield’

The Onion

Barry Bonds Reveals Asterisk Has Spread Throughout Body

The Onion

I Bet Pedro Pascal Hates Parasocial Relationships

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All 6 Branches Of Armed Forces Present At Arrest Of Undocumented Nanny

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Carl Brooks and Evan Perth

The Onion