Reading List

The most recent articles from a list of feeds I subscribe to.

Dana White Can’t Believe Rabbits Still Getting Beneath Octagon Fence

The Onion

Betty Greenberg and Stephen Harold

The Onion

Crenellated Aesthetic

The Onion

Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’

The Onion

Sarah Carney

The Onion

Dad Calling    Just To Say He Loves King Crimson

The Onion

Japan Deploys Troops To Combat Deadly Bear Attacks

The Onion

Study Finds Most Americans Can’t Find Where They Are Being Deported On Map

The Onion

Trump’s White House Renovations By The Numbers

The Onion

Sister Insanely Letting 98-Year-Old Grandma Hold Newborn

The Onion

Divorce Rumors Swirl After Hailey Bieber Spotted With Justin’s Severed Head

The Onion

Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process

The Onion

Woman Trying To Find Nonpolitical Way To Say Her Cleaner Was Deported

The Onion

Friend Being Cagey About What She’s Going To Order

The Onion

RFK Jr. Fires Piss Czar

The Onion

MacKenzie Scott Donates $80 Million To Reboot ‘Living Single’

The Onion

TLC Sues ‘1000-Lb Sisters’ For Losing Weight

The Onion

Trump Threatens To Sue BBC Over Misleading Edit Of ‘The Vicar Of Dibley’ 

The Onion

Kris Jenner Celebrates 70th Face

The Onion

EPA To Monarch Butterflies: ‘Count Your Fucking Days’

The Onion