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Russia Fines Google $20 Decillion
The Onion
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Election Officials Announce Results Won’t Be Available Until After You Brush Teeth, Put On Jammies
The Onion
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Doug Emhoff Forced To Sit In Corner Of Election Party After Getting Too Hyper
The Onion
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Confident Jill Stein Goes With Stadium For Election Party
The Onion
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Anxious Trump Spends Election Night Watching Old ‘Gilmore Girls’ Episodes In Bed
The Onion
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CNN Touchscreen Map Already Covered In Peanut Butter
The Onion
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ELECTION ALERT: Still Too Early To Know Which Minority To Scapegoat
The Onion
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America Votes In 2024 Election
The Onion
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Neuralink Patient Unable To Stop Hand From Voting For Trump
The Onion
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Uninformed Citizen Scrambling To Research Last 2,500 Years Of Democracy Before Voting
The Onion
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Stressed Nation Asks Obama If It Can Bum 340 Million Cigarettes
The Onion
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Single-Band Home
The Onion
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Report: High Turnout Traced To Americans Mistakenly Voting On Vending Machine
The Onion
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Man Wearing ‘I Vorted’ Sticker Beginning To Worry That Wasn’t Legitimate Polling Place
The Onion
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Election Touchscreen Map Takes Deeper Look Inside Key Swing Voter
The Onion
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RFK Jr. Demands Secret Service Protection After Finding Cheez-It On Kitchen Floor
The Onion
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Morbidly Obese Trump Boys Regret Eating So Many Ballots
The Onion
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Tom Brady Breaks Down Exactly Why Jiu Jitsu Instructor Could Never Please Gisele
The Onion
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Stars And Strips
The Onion
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Georgia Officials Remind Voters To Bring 2 Forms Of Weapon To Intimidate Election Workers
The Onion
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