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Trump Announces U.S. Will Relocate Panama Canal To American Soil
The Onion
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Department Of Interior Bans Unlikely Animal Friendships
The Onion
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Study Finds Human Brain Contains Entire Spoon’s Worth Of Nanoplastics
The Onion
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Fired FBI Agent Glumly Suction-Cup-Walks Down Side Of Building
The Onion
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Sex Ed Teacher Demonstrates How To Drive Truck Into Abortion Clinic
The Onion
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Trump Says Americans Could Feel ‘Some Pain’ From Tariffs
The Onion
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Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test
The Onion
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Home Deport Advantage
The Onion
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New Preschool Doing Wonders For Mother’s Social Skills
The Onion
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Trump Worried Day Working At McDonald’s Will Screw Up Taxes
The Onion
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Weak-Willed Man Does Whatever Court Orders Him To
The Onion
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Jeff Bezos Changes Washington Post’s Slogan To ‘Love You, Babe’ After Getting Into Fight With Lauren Sánchez
The Onion
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Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal
The Onion
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Elon Musk Offers Self $10 Billion Federal Buyout
The Onion
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Americans Start Stockpiling Moose Ahead Of Tariffs
The Onion
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Technically Woman Gentrifying Land Of Potawatomi People
The Onion
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Man Given 3 Months To Live Spends All Of It Reading Up On How Cool Ninjas Were
The Onion
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Court Rules Elephants Can’t Sue To Leave Zoo
The Onion
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Karla Sofía Gascón Apologizes After ‘Emilia Pérez’ Resurfaces
The Onion
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Trump To Victims’ Families: ‘I’m Doing Everything Possible To Resegregate Flight Schools’
The Onion
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