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Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now
The Onion
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Megan Fox Confirms She And New Baby Will Co-Parent Machine Gun Kelly
The Onion
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Climate Protestors Throw Paint On The Louvre’s 1988 Copy Of ‘Hustler’ Magazine
The Onion
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Babysitter Finds Real-Life ‘Monster’ Under Child’s Bed
The Onion
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Finance Guy Doing Cocaine In Sad Way This Time
The Onion
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Musk Announces All 340 Million Americans Must Strip And Take Turn Pushing The Wheel Of Pain
The Onion
satire
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The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Chuck Schumer
The Onion
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Trump Assures Wall Street He’ll Go Back To Just Fucking Over Poor People Soon
The Onion
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Heaven Enacts Retaliatory Tariffs On U.S.-Bound Miracles
The Onion
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Aaron Rodgers Fuming That NFL Hasn’t Added Expansion Team To Sign Him
The Onion
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Trump Calmly Reminds Nation That Desire The Root Of All Suffering
The Onion
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Communion Wafer ‘Miracle’ Turns Out To Be Bacteria
The Onion
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CNBC Hosts Sit In Stunned Silence For 19th Consecutive Hour
The Onion
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Cory Booker Sets Record For Longest Fingernails On Senate Floor
The Onion
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Trump Informs Nation They Better Start Liking Those Little Canned Wieners
The Onion
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Inside Elon Musk’s Texas Compound
The Onion
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Israel Claims Slain Palestinian Rescue Workers Didn’t Properly Identify Selves As Human Beings
The Onion
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Artist Profile: Morgan Wallen
The Onion
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Man Already Having Bad Day Deported To Salvadoran Mega-Prison
The Onion
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Dog Loves Bungee Jumping, Owner Of Bungee-Jumping Dog Reports
The Onion
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