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There’s No Such Thing As A Free Piggyback Ride

The Onion

Emma Harter and Brendan Welter

The Onion

Shell-Shocked Soldier Ant Has Thousand-Inch Stare

The Onion

Feud Poisoning

The Onion

Study: More Single Millennials Settling For Parrot Who Can Dial 911

The Onion

Israel Intercepts Gaza Aid Boat With Greta Thunberg Aboard

The Onion

Dissolving Fillers Leave Face Completely Concave

The Onion

Close To Transportation

The Onion

Greg King

The Onion

Amazon Teases Next James Bond Will Face Off Against Threat Of Collective Bargaining

The Onion

Aaron Rodgers Purchases Lavish Pittsburgh-Area Bunker

The Onion

ICE Releases Gavin Newsom Beheading Video

The Onion

CDC Publishes   Female Body Hair Guidelines

The Onion

The Onion’s Box Office Hits

The Onion

DHS Chief: ‘We Are A Nation Of Immigrants Who Came Here Between 1776 And 1943’

The Onion

Sailor Regrets Getting Married To The Sea So Young

The Onion

Ken Weathers and Timmie Sied

The Onion

Tips For First-Time Hikers

The Onion

Wild Elephant Raids Grocery Store

The Onion

Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing

The Onion