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The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Ariana Grande And Cynthia Erivo

The Onion

DNC Chair: It’s Not A Waste Of Money If It Makes You Happy

The Onion

Spirit Airlines Files For Bankruptcy

The Onion

Neo-Nazis March In Ohio

The Onion

NASA: Potential Link Between Extraterrestrials, Giant Metal Claw Picking Up Earth

The Onion

Joe Biden Given Human Food As Birthday Treat

The Onion

James Nardone and Lisa Reynolds

The Onion

Cash-Strapped Subway Threatens To Reveal Identities Of Customers Who Eat Subway If They Don’t Pay

The Onion

Bear Costume Used In Elaborate Car Insurance Fraud Scheme

The Onion

Announcement Of Fourth Child Contains Conspicuous Lack Of Exclamation Points

The Onion

Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him In

The Onion

Overpaying For The Rest Of Your Fucking Life

The Onion

Sweating RFK Jr. Performs Self-Surgery To Extract Big Mac From Stomach

The Onion

Nazi March Condemned For Not Procuring Proper Permits

The Onion

Biden Authorizes Ukraine To Use Long-Range Weapons On Him

The Onion

Notre-Dame To Reopen

The Onion

What To Know About The 4B Movement

The Onion

Obscure Porn Category Viewed Out Of Morbid Curiosity For 26th Time

The Onion

RFK Jr. Vows To Ban Soaps That Smell So Good You Eat A Little

The Onion

Who Is Trump’s Chief Of Staff Susie Wiles?

The Onion