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The Onion’s Preview Of 2024’s Hottest Movies

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This Week's Most Viral News: January 5, 2024

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23andMe Blames Customers For Massive Data Breach

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Politicians Explain Why They Know More About Abortions Than Doctors

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Child Unreasonably Confident He’d Make A Good Horse

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Petco Introduces New Self-Service Spay Or Neuter Stations

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Grandma, Grandpa Have Same Haircut

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WWII-Era ‘Practice Bomb’ Washes Up In California

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Report: List Of So-Called Elite Perverts Lacks Star Power

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‘The Onion’ Has Obtained A Copy Of Everyone Named In The Jeffrey Epstein Trial

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Americans Explain When The Military Should Use White Phosphorus

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Climate Scientists Urge Switch To Renewable Psychic Energy Of Frail, Bald Child

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Mickey Mouse Short ‘Steamboat Willie’ Enters Public Domain

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Potholes In Nice Part Of Town Filled With Italian Marble

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Max’s New Triple-Platinum Plan Allows Customers To Permanently Delete Movie Or TV Series

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Live Together, It's Time!

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Everyone Laughing At Thing Man Can’t Change About Himself

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Court Documents Containing Names Of Jeffery Epstein’s Associates To Be Revealed

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Americans Explain Whether Trump Should Be Disqualified From The Ballot

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Confusing Robot Has No Orifices

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