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Climate Scientists Urge Switch To Renewable Psychic Energy Of Frail, Bald Child
WASHINGTON—Emphasizing that the newly discovered resource was our only hope to save the planet, climate scientists urged the public Thursday to switch to the renewable psychic energy of a frail, bald child. “After years of research, we can confidently say that the only way to avert climate disaster is to harvest the…