Reading List

The most recent articles from a list of feeds I subscribe to.

Nobel Prize In Physics Awarded To Alien Giving Peace Sign Driving Tie-Dye VW Bug

The Onion

Man Starting To Worry Mole On His Tumor Might Be Cancerous

The Onion

Travis Kelce Suffers Film-Career-Beginning Injury

The Onion

JD Vance Under Fire For Resurfaced Remarks Criticizing Childless Children

The Onion

JD Vance Under Fire For Resurfaced Remarks Criticizing Childless Children

The Onion

Coworker Asking If Anyone Can Cover His Weekend With Daughters

The Onion

Modern-Day Magellan Discovers New Dining Options By Zooming In A Little On Google Maps

The Onion

What To Know About ‘Gray Divorce’

The Onion

My Way Or The Fairway

The Onion

Earth To Have ‘Mini Moon’

The Onion

How Trump Will Challenge The 2024 Election If He Loses

The Onion

Scientists Let Defrosted Neanderthal Run Around Shrieking Before Refreezing Him

The Onion

Fat Bear Week Contest Delayed After Contestant Killed

The Onion

North Carolina Family Informed Their Insurance Policy Voided Once House Gets Wet

The Onion

Heartbroken Trump Clutches Limp Campaign Lawn Sign Washed Away In Flood

The Onion

Disturbing Video Shows Dunkin’ Hatchery Workers Tossing Male Donuts Into Industrial Grinder

The Onion

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Joaquin Phoenix And Lady Gaga

The Onion

Vatican Dispatches Micro-Missionaries On First-Ever Trip To Convert Native Bacteria

The Onion

Tylenol Introduces New Extra-Strength Fainting Couch For Feverish Women

The Onion

Montana Man Faces Sentencing For Cloning Giant Sheep For Trophy Hunting

The Onion