KANSAS CITY, MO—In a stunning turn of events that shocked fans during the Chiefs’ game against the New Orleans Saints, sources confirmed Monday night that 34-year-old tight end Travis Kelce had suffered a film-career-beginning injury. “Folks, that was a big hit that Kelce clearly wasn’t prepared for, and he’s been down for several minutes—you can […]

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