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Trump Orders All Children Born Under Biden To Be Renamed After Confederate Generals

The Onion

Well Shit, Man Thought He Secured Infant Car Seat

The Onion

Stuck in the Timiddle With You

The Onion

Israel Ranked 8th Happiest Country

The Onion

Experts Recommend Using Hunger As Egg Substitute

The Onion

Roku Tests Autoplaying Ads Before Loading Home Screen

The Onion

Grimes Slaps ‘I Bought This Before Elon Went Crazy’ Sticker On Child

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Nation’s Fuckups Announce Plan To Get Shit Together For Real This Time

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Man Sneaks Bag Of Outside Stimuli Into Sensory Deprivation Tank

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Tips For Dealing With Spam Texts

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DOJ Designates Posting Photos Of Balding Elon Musk As Domestic Terrorism 

The Onion

‘Ugly’ Blobfish Named Fish of the Year

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Trump Pulls U.S. Out Of House Hunters International

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Former Cult Leader Reveals How He Escaped Needy Followers

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Am I Ugly?

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What To Know About Beef Tallow

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Trump Announces SEAL Team 6 Killed U.S. Protester In Daring Overnight Raid

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Study: 93% Of Individuals With One Earbud In Receiving Top-Secret Commands From HQ

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Single Man Sits On Own Hand Before Dialing 911 So It Feels Like Someone Else Cares

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Harvard Announces Free Tuition For Families Making Under $200,000

The Onion