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NBA Team Physicians Admit They Only Know Medical Stuff About Legs

The Onion

Justin Trudeau Resigns

The Onion

Cooper Flagg Out 2 Weeks Due To Family Trip To Hilton Head

The Onion

Japanese Fishermen Catch 600-Pound Can Of Tuna

The Onion

Muffled Gunshot Heard From Inside Otto The Orange Costume

The Onion

Kohler Recalls 30,000 Bathtubs Shipped With Nude Man Already Inside

The Onion

Report: No, Really, TSA To Require Real ID This Year

The Onion

LeBron Pressures Bronny To Have Grandchildren Before He’s Too Old To Play With Them In NBA

The Onion

Strength Training: Myth Vs. Fact

The Onion

Time Warp

The Onion

Report: Terrible Thing That Just Popped Into Your Head Would Make Loved Ones Turn On You Immediately

The Onion

Ecologists Call For Bee Extinction After Watching ‘My Girl’

The Onion

Man Sues Lottery After Losing Winning Ticket

The Onion

Labor Board Classifies ‘Love Is Blind’ Contestants As Employees

The Onion

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Timothée Chalamet

The Onion

Breaking: You Forget Yourself, Viscount!

The Onion

Study: Few Bursts Of Vigorous Movement May Cut Women’s Heart Risks

The Onion

Man Injured Protecting Wife From Polar Bear

The Onion

Tips For Picking Out Running Shoes

The Onion

Man Decides Eating Lunch Without Headphones On Counts As Meditating

The Onion