The post Trump: ‘Another Thing Epstein And I Never Did Is Play Nude Charades’ appeared first on The Onion.

LOS ANGELES—In a move that has drawn criticism from fans of the competition series, Hilaria Baldwin reportedly hired a nanny to waltz for her on Dancing With The Stars this week. “Yes, I use a nanny—I need help with my dancing, and there’s no shame in admitting that,” said Baldwin, who defended herself after photos from […]

The post Hilaria Baldwin Hires Nanny To Waltz For Her On ‘Dancing With The Stars’  appeared first on The Onion.

The post I’d Lather Not appeared first on The Onion.

Live in the very house where a man failed to pay $200,000 in taxes over 10 years…if you dare! Reference #29301

The post Spooky Tax Evasion House appeared first on The Onion.

WASHINGTON—In response to legislation that would ban officers from obscuring their identities during arrests and raids, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement confirmed Thursday that beneath their masks, agents do not have faces. Tom Homan, the U.S. border czar and chief enforcer of President Donald Trump’s immigration policy, warned that Democrats “may get more than they […]

The post ICE Confirms Agents Do Not Have Faces Beneath Masks appeared first on The Onion.