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Funeral Canceled Due To Runaway Corpse
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New Manning Begins Budding From Archie’s Back
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ICE Agent Scores Easy Win By Deporting Own Family
CHICAGO—Saying he couldn’t remember the last time an immigration raid had been so convenient, fast, or fun, Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent Mark Hammond reportedly scored an easy win Monday when he successfully deported his own family. The 45-year-old ICE official told reporters he had “hit the jackpot” when he realized that because his wife […]
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Mia Cutler and Xavier Carrasco
The happy couple wed Saturday in the presence of four loving guests and 176 indifferent ones.
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The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Pete Hegseth
Defense Secretary Pete Hegeth’s time overseeing the nation’s largest governmental agency has proven contentious owing to frequent security leaks, norm violations, and attacks on journalists. The Onion sat down with the military veteran and former Fox News host to discuss his tenure so far. The Onion : Mr. Secretary, thank you for joining us. If you […]
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