Reading List
The most recent articles from a list of feeds I subscribe to.
Wendy Tomalin and Lee Epsley
The bride (tacky) and groom (cheapskate) had a fucking cash bar at their reception.
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Skin of Omission
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Pitchers And Catchers Report To Spring Training Dance
FORT MYERS, FL—Arriving in their nicest cleats, freshly oiled gloves, and carefully applied eye black in hopes of dazzling their coaches and peers, Major League Baseball pitchers and catchers reported to the annual Spring Training Dance Friday, marking the official return of baseball ahead of full-squad workouts later this month. Witnesses confirmed players filed into […]
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Kid Rock Sells Entire Music Catalog For Extra-Large Bucket Of Cheese Balls
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What To Know About TrumpRx
TrumpRx has officially launched. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the new government website. Q: What is TrumpRx? A: A strange line item you’ll see pop up on your credit card bill 15 times in a row. Q: What kinds of prescriptions can I get through TrumpRx? A: TrumpRx offers low-cost access […]
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