Gail Barnsom, 74, tragically lost her battle with escalators Thursday.

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The Taliban imposed a near-total internet blackout across Afghanistan, cutting off both local communication and foreign access while suppressing dissent. What do you think?

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Critics like RFK Jr. and health-conscious social media influencers often claim seed oils like canola, soybean, and safflower oil contain toxic byproducts caused by the extraction process. The Onion dispels the common myths surrounding seed oils. MYTH: Seed oils cause inflammation. FACT: The science on this will reverse itself six times over the next 100 […]

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