Former Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and pop star Katy Perry confirmed their status as a couple after a number of public sightings sparked rumors of a romance. The Onion presents a timeline of the pair’s relationship. A.D. 1100 The couple’s common ancestor establishes two distinct bloodlines. 2008 A trembling 37-year-old Trudeau lies awake all […]

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BURBANK, CA—Drawing back the curtain on the reclusive and mysterious life of the multiplatinum recording artist, Disney+ premiered a new six-part Eras Tour documentary Friday that offers a rare look at Taylor Swift. “Fans might know Taylor Swift’s music, but The End Of An Era goes where no form of media has ever gone before […]

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WASHINGTON—Searching in vain for a meaningful way to retaliate after Indiana lawmakers rejected his Republican gerrymandering push, a visibly frustrated President Donald Trump was reportedly struggling Friday to find any infrastructure left in the state that could still be destroyed. “I’m looking all over, and there’s just no way we can make this any worse,” Trump said […]

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