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Killer Tune

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Stephen Miller Informed Wife Will Be Working Late On Baby For Elon Again

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The Onion’s Summer Box Office Preview

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Study Finds Curative Power Of Prayer Limited To Genital Warts

CHICAGO—Emphasizing the constraints of God’s healing hands, a new study published Thursday in the Journal Of The American Medical Association found that the curative power of prayer was limited exclusively to genital warts. “Our data revealed that while people attempt to cure a host of medical conditions by praying, the only ailment it was shown […]

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Jared Leto Teases ‘Tron: Ares’ Villain Will Be Teen Girl Who Lies For Attention

LOS ANGELES—Revealing new details about the highly anticipated film, actor and producer Jared Leto teased Wednesday that the villain in Tron: Ares would be a teenage girl who lies for attention. “If you thought Clu was scary in the last film, just wait until you meet Kaylee,” said Leto, who shared that the antagonist would […]

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