WASHINGTON—Panting excitedly as he trotted from room to room displaying his prized possession, a giddy President Donald Trump was reportedly seen Friday strutting all around the White House with a Nobel Peace Prize in his mouth. “Aw, you can tell the president really loves that thing—he even hides it under his bed at night with […]

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Claude Code represents a “ChatGPT moment repeated” and an “extinction-level event” for horizontal software companies focused on human-oriented consumption  —  The age of PDF is over.  The time of markdown has begun.  Why Memory Hierarchies are the best analogy for how software must change.

Fortnite has come under fire after microtransactions on Creative islands has led to the potential for children gambling.

By and large, iPhone owners do not care about third-party app marketplaces and they care even less about third-party browser engines. Popular demand isn’t going to come about from additional regulatory mandates or pocket-change fines imposed on Apple.

Financial Times:
Sources: ElevenLabs seeks to raise hundreds of millions at a valuation of $11B, four months after a secondary share sale that valued it at $6.6B  —  Fundraising would transform company into UK's most highly valued AI start-up  —  ElevenLabs is in talks for new funding that would almost double …