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Splatoon Raiders hits the Switch 2 in July
The squid kids will be back this summer. Nintendo announced this morning that Splatoon Raiders, a single-player spinoff of its competitive shooter series, will launch on the Nintendo Switch 2 on July 23rd. It'll be the first new entry in the series since Splatoon 3 in 2022. In addition to the date, Nintendo also released […]
New horror game Penguin Colony sees you face supernatural threats as a flightless bird
Penguin Colony is developed by Origame Digital and published by Fellow Traveler, of Citizen Sleeper and 1000x Resist fame
Kick will bring cozy soccer gameplay to Steam
Kick is a 2D side-scrolling soccer game where you must dribble your ball to school through bustling streets and perform tricks.
Mass Effect Miranda Lawson statue revealed 16 years after Mass Effect 2 release
Dark Horse reveals new Mass Effect figures of Miranda Lawson and Mordin Solus, arriving in late 2026 — 16 years after Mass Effect 2.
Soybean Wishes It Could Just Be A Soybean And Have That Be Enough
CARMI, IL—Expressing anxiety over the immense pressure it faced to become various food products, a local legume confided to reporters Tuesday that it wished it could just be a soybean and have that be enough. “I don’t want to be a sauce, I don’t want to be an oil, I don’t want to be tofu […]
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