DANIA BEACH, FL—Reversing its company-wide shutdown after the sudden influx of capital, Spirit Airlines resumed business Monday after its CEO Dave Davis reportedly found a nickel on the ground. “This incredible new funding source will allow Spirit to continue operating for years, even decades,” said Davis, noting that the serendipitous surge in resources would give […]

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